CRIME, BRAMPTON

Sarah Badshaw Got Booked - Saturday!

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Yo, what’s good, y’all? Good morning! It’s Saturday, which I know for you parents out there probably just means it’s an extra workday. Crazy world, right? I was at a wedding reception last night and realized I’ve hit a milestone. Every single person in my friend group, from the youngest to the oldest, is now married. Which is dope! Means we’re all getting old. I think they almost all have kids, except for a few of the guys. But yeah, all married. So, last reception I gotta deal with for a minute. Actually, no, that’s not true. You always have new friends and stuff start getting married, but that’s a whole different thing.

Anyways, man, they FREAKING caught her! They caught that chick who tried to run over the guy with the Porsche. And obviously, they were going to catch her! Man, they had her freaking face on the Ring cam. She should have seen the Ring cam and been like, ‘Yo, I’m out!’ But she stuck with it. She was like, ‘I’m here to get that Porsche!’ And they caught her! She had to turn herself in. Sarah Badshaw caught! Wasn’t Punjabi, but she was from Brampton, making Brampton proud! You do you, girl! Anywho, y’all have a great day, man. I don’t know what else to add to that. I think we’re good. Y’all have fun, peace, go away!

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updated_at 31-07-2025
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