TORONTO, CRIME

She Stole A Porsche?! - Thursday!

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Yo, what is good? It’s Thursday! Hopefully, you guys are having a dope-ass Thursday. We’re 80% done, one day away from Friday, which means we’re one day away from the weekend! Holy smokes!

Yo, they may as well change the GTA from Greater Toronto Area to Grand Theft Auto because that [stuff] has been going on like crazy. And, in the most unassuming case, I don’t know if you guys saw this video. Watch this! This lady, she comes out… I thought she was Punjabi, so I’m assuming she’s Punjabi, if not Punjabi, she’s DIY all the same. This [stuff] is wild. Like, she’s going up, she’s ringing the door, she’s like, ‘Hey, I’m here to look at the car. My dad’s going to be back.’ And the dude was like, ‘Yeah, no problem.’ I mean, how is this like the most unassuming car thief around?

When I first saw this, I had no idea that she was the one actually getting the car and trying to jack it. So yeah, now she jumps in the car. He’s like, ‘Okay, let me, uh, walk around.’ She locks the door and straight backs up onto the dude, man! Like, this is wild behavior! Holy smokes! She had zero… Either she was just a bad driver, which is a very high possibility, ‘cause she not only hits the dude when she didn’t need to. She struggled to find reverse, and then she hits the car behind, which is kind of like, okay. And then she bolts it!

Like, I’m surprised these guys don’t have GPS on the car; that would easily track it. But clearly, she’s still at large. So hey, man, some girl comes ringing your doorbell and saying, ‘Hey, I’m looking for a car,’ don’t open it [up], yo! Man, [stuff]’s wild out here. You stay safe, take it easy, have a great one, peace!

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updated_at 31-07-2025
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