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Slum Mayor of The Slum People - Tuesday!

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Yo, what’s good? It’s Tuesday, and I’m actually in a decent mood because I had the least amount of crying today. Plus, there’s a chance I might even hit the golf course later, so I’m looking forward to that.

So, I don’t know if you guys have seen this, but Brampton is launching this rental registration thing. If you’ve heard rumors about Brampton rentals, believe them, man. People are literally flooding their basements with as many people as they can fit and trying to squeeze every last penny out of it. So, the city’s stepping in, like, “Look, we can’t have you storing 30 people in a house.” They’re implementing this rental registration program where you have to register your rental properties, rooms, and the people staying in them, I guess.

And yeah, the landlords? They ain’t happy about this. They are straight protesting in the streets over it. One of the best clips came out yesterday where one of these landlords, because I guess Mayor Patrick Brown called them slum lords, was like, “You cannot call us slum lords!” The guy even said, “If we’re slum lords, then you’re the slum mayor because you are representing the slum people!”

Anyways, like, yo, “we’re slum lords, you’re the slum mayor because you’re the mayor of the slum people,” which is actually a fair point. It’s actually a pretty cool thing, man. But you gotta wonder what these landlords are hiding. I never understood any of their arguments so far, but that’s Brampton for you.

Anyways, y’all have a great day. Peace.

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updated_at 31-07-2025
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