B-Team Ryder Cup - Saturday!

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Yo good morning! What day is it? It’s Saturday! Alright, let’s get it! Today, I’m playing in a bit of a Ryder Cup Tournament with our B-Team. Basically, it’s all the high handicappers in our group. We were like, let’s do a little tournament! I guess this is the second year. I have nothing to do with the organization; I’m just here to play. The invite was like, ‘You suck, you belong with us!’ and I was like, ‘Thank you! Finally, a game of golf where I don’t gotta sweat it all day.’

I saw the worst video ever, and this thing really, really irked me. I usually get on here, and I want to be positive. I want to be like, ‘Yeah, let’s get this!’ But this guy posted a video, and he’s like, ‘This is my first time playing golf, and I recorded it.’ And this dude was hitting it so freaking clean! He’s like, ‘Oh, first time, I only scored a 37 on nine holes. Well, I can only get better from here, huh?’ I was like, ‘You son of a…’ If you’re good, just say you’re good, man! Why are you making these fake ‘this is my first time’ claims? That’s not your first time, brother! The first time anyone goes on a golf range, the first time holding a club, they don’t know what the hell they’re doing! This guy’s freaking hitting like he’s Tiger Woods’ prodigal son or something. It irked me because as someone who does suck, I just felt offended.

Anyways, y’all take it easy, enjoy your day, have a great one, and wish me luck! Peace!

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updated_at 31-07-2025
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