True Blood Calgarian Bud! - Tuesday!

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Good morning, it’s Tuesday and raining. Good morning, y’all! Let’s jump right into it. You guys need to meet my friend Jordan, or as I like to call him, a true blood Calgarian. We’re talking white blood of the land type. In my land, he is the blood of the land.

What you guys don’t know about Jordan is he’s probably a Discord mod. Probably has, like, 200 friends in Discord who he shares cringy lore memes with. Who laugh and say, “You go, Jordan!” Jordan probably has a tweet out there on the internet with 2,000 likes saying something like, “Smelly jeets.” Jordan’s a real Calgarian, born of the land, blood of the land type dude. You know, soil, soil of the earth. I don’t know where I’m going with this.

Anyways, Jordan here took that inside Twitter energy and went outside. He caught an Uber from our friend Mandeep here, and Mandeep is a very nice guy. Mandeep started that whole interaction very cheery, and then Jordan was just like, “I don’t trust you.” And Mandeep’s like, “Why wouldn’t I lie to you?” Jordan was just pressing him, being a jerk, being an [__].

Mandeep was taking it, taking it, to the point where Jordan’s just like, “How you know you trying to get your PR? Fake a marriage coming up? Or wanna marry a white chick to get her pregnant or what? Why you so uh, judgmental?” Mandeep was just like, “What the hell is this? This is not a normal human interaction, sir. This is not Twitter where you can just say [__] under anonymous anime banner accounts.”

But Jordan didn’t get the memo, I guess. Jordan’s brain isn’t fully developed quite yet. And Mandeep had the greatest clapback. Cause Jordan kept telling him he’s like, “I’m a son of Calgary, I’m from here, I’m part of the land.” And Mandeep at the end was just like, “I’m a pureblood of Calgary, Alberta. Yeah, that’s all I’m trying to tell you, brother. Yeah, you can get out here on your land. Thank you so much, get out. This is your land.”

Yo, salute to people like Mandeep! I remember talking to these old uncles and they were telling us back in the 70s and 80s racism got so freaking hard. And they were like, honestly… and you ask them, like, “So how do you guys deal with it? How do you solve it?” They’re like, “Yo, you just got to clap back. You got to just stand up, chest out to these guys, you know? Slap them up where it’s needed. It’ll quickly shut them up, man.” I don’t know, man, this video made my day. Salute to you, Mandeep, to you, Jordan, and everyone else, have a great day. Love y’all. Take it easy. Peace.

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updated_at 31-07-2025
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