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MUSTAARRDDDDD!?! 📢📢 - Sunday!

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Yo, what’s good, man? Welcome to Sunday! It’s a little nippier out here; I forgot where my slippers were, that’s why I’m cold. Good old coffee to start the day, though.

Brothers, man, my kids are jokes. I was watching mustard memes yesterday—Kendrick Lamar from the “Turn the TV Off” song—the whole mustard thing became a huge meme. So they’re just walking around screaming, “MUSTAAAAAARDDDDDDDD!!!” at each other. My wife’s like, “What are you guys doing?” I had to explain the etiology of this meme to her, and I think she rolled her eyes and said, “I can’t believe I live with three boys.” It’s insane.

My kids also have this weird thing. He comes home, says he had like, you know, his friends over. He’s like, “Hey, Papa, do we have a PS4? Can we get a PS4?” I was like, “We already have one.” He’s like, “What?” I’m like, “Yeah, that thing’s a PS4.” He’s like, “Oh.” And then he’s like, “Can we get a PS5?” I’m like, “We have a PS5, too.” He’s like, “What?” Then he was like, “You have a PS3?” I’m like, “No, I sold that.” He’s like, “What? Why’d you do that?” I don’t know, man!

He was saying his friend has a PS4 and all that. I felt like we were headed down this road where he was going to tell me how kids compare each other and they brag and stuff. I remember one of my buddies had this where his kid was like, “My dad plays Rocket League,” and then his friend’s kid was like, “My dad could beat your dad!” My friend was like, “Yo, man, I feel like I could beat this dad.” Then he looked him up, and this guy was, like, Grand Champ, so he’s really, really good.

Imagine my kid does that. He’s like, “My dad’s really good at video games!” “No, my dad’s better!” Then all of a sudden, I’m doing a 1v1 against some 40-year-old on Rust. I’d hold my own. I could beat 40-year-olds in Rust; I can’t beat 20-year-olds, though. That’s a whole different game. But I feel like I can hold my own against people my age.

Anyways, it is Sunday, man. It’s nippy. We’re enjoying it. I’m rambling, as always. I’m going to go finish my coffee. Y’all have a great day and a great Sunday, and until the next one, scream, “MUSTARD!”

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updated_at 31-07-2025
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