Drones In The Sky!? - Wednesday!

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Yo, good morning! It’s Wednesday, and it’s gloomy. Where’s the sun at? That’s the thing about winter that gets to me. I love the sun. I need the sun! Living in Canada, where we only get sun for like seven months of the year, and the other four or five are just gloomy as hell, is kind of depressing sometimes. But I digress. We are here all the same.

You know what we don’t have in the sky, though? UFOs! Have you guys seen the story in New Jersey? They saw a bunch of UFOs, and everyone’s like, “What are they?” Apparently, they’re drones just floating around, and no one really knows what they are. No authorities have really come forward and said, “Oh yeah, that’s what it is.” And Trump was like, “Yeah, they know what it is. I’d be careful!” And they’re like, “Trump, do you know what it is?” He’s like, “Yeah, I do,” and they’re like, “Can you tell us?” ‘Cause he’s like, “The people in power should tell you what it is.” So they’re like, “Well, Trump, can you tell us if you know?” and he’s like, “Nope!”

I mean, that’s a horrible Trump impression. I’m not trying to impersonate Trump; I’m trying to give you a general gist. Honestly, if it was something threatening, they would have shot that stuff down, man. The US doesn’t play with that kind of stuff. They see something scary in the sky; that thing’s getting shot! They see freaking…they’re shooting up anything! You think they’re not trying to shoot down these drones? They know what it is. I’m pretty sure it’s pretty benign. But apparently, they’re popping up all over the East Coast. People said they saw these drones in Toronto, and they saw them in Montreal. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don’t leave my house after 5:00 PM. As soon as the sun goes down and it’s dark, I am locking the doors and taking cover. It’s insane!

I’m sure freaking conspiracy theorists all have their own theories as to what they are, and honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s some sort of art installation or some sort of military exercise. But there’s no way the feds don’t know anything about this thing, man. If they didn’t know about it, they would have totally shot them down. They’d have those freaking F-16s in the sky right now! But anyways, I digress. Y’all have a great ass day, man. Till the next one, peace!

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