Cyber Truck Fire At Trump Hotel - Thursday!
Good morning, it’s January 2nd, Thursday! Hope everyone’s having a dope day. Did you see that Tesla Cybertruck on fire outside the Trump Hotel? Initially, it felt like an organic symbol of the current Elon and Trump situation, or maybe foreshadowing how things are going. It was kind of cute, right? Then you find out it might have been staged, and the guy was trying to make a symbolic gesture by blowing it up. Apparently, the driver died inside; I read he was an army vet. I don’t know the details, but I saw Elon tweeting, “If he was going to blow up a car, he should’ve picked a better one because these things are indestructible.” Meanwhile, the Cybertruck is completely engulfed in flames! I don’t think Elon got the symbolism.
It’s an insane world. But let’s talk about the Cybertruck itself. This has to be one of the ugliest cars on the road. When I saw the demo, I thought, “Yeah, that’s pretty ugly, but it’s just a demo. They’ll make it better for the real thing.” But now you see them popping up in real life, and you’re just like, “What is going on in the heads of the people driving these things?” What are you compensating for? What went wrong in your life? Who hurt you so badly that you think driving a Cybertruck will make people respect you and think highly of you? I just don’t get it.
Like, okay, maybe you don’t care what people think, but something’s definitely not right if you want to be seen rolling around in a Cybertruck. This thing is hideous and impractical. And apparently, they’re doing quiet recalls on all the batteries because when a Cybertruck catches fire, it’s a common problem. You type “Tesla fire” into Google, and a bunch of results come up. Their batteries are crapping out often. Then there’s the fact that when the car catches fire, the doors lock! Imagine being trapped in a burning car with locked doors. That’s horrendous.
I just don’t like the Cybertruck. I like some of the other Teslas, but the Cybertruck? Not for me. That’s why I ain’t got one. Plus, I probably couldn’t afford one anyway, but that’s a whole different story. Y’all have a great day!
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