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What Do Kids and Bat Poop Have In Common? - Sunday

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Yo, it’s Sunday! Hope everyone’s having a decent day. Mine’s been…interesting. Spent the day buying skates, helmets, and all that jazz for the kids. Man, that stuff is expensive! I thought snowboarding gear was bad, but skates are a whole other level. Seriously hoping they actually learn to skate, otherwise, I’m gonna be salty. At least if they get good, we can hit up some outdoor skating rinks and make it worthwhile.

But get this: I buy them all this gear, get them food, and then they tell me they HATE me because I wouldn’t buy them a $10 whistle at the end of it all. Seriously? Can you imagine them running around with whistles? Kids, man. They’re the beacons of light and life, right?

Anyways, I was reading this crazy story. Apparently, two guys died from smoking weed they grew using bat poop as fertilizer. Like, what?! You’d think after COVID, we’d all be a little more cautious about messing with bats, but nope. Bat poop weed? That’s a hard pass from me. I don’t know, man, sometimes you gotta wonder about people. Maybe stick to regular fertilizer, eh? These New York guys learned the hard way. That’s all I got for today. Peace!

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updated_at 31-07-2025
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