$TRUMP Scam? Or Legit?! - Monday!
Yo, good morning! It’s a crisp -5 degree Monday morning here in Canada. Can’t believe how quickly I’ve acclimated to this weather. You know what would be amazing? Working like three, maybe four days a week, then just jetting off to Mexico to chill by the pool for a few days, then coming back. That wouldn’t be too bad! But then I’d need a private jet, which would probably get costly, and the environmentalists would be mad at me for using so much gas flying back and forth.
But you know what else would be nice? Just having a giant, heated indoor pool with UV lights pointed down at me all day. That would be dope too. I feel like there are solutions to this that don’t require me to burn so much gas. Although, I guess the UV lights burn electricity anyway.
Have you all been following what’s going on with this TRUMP coin, man? I’ve had people messaging me like, “Yo, how do I buy this Trump coin? Tell me how to get on this Trump coin!” I’m like, dude, what are you doing? That thing’s gone up like 20,000%! People have become instant overnight millionaires, and boomers are being boomers, like, “Dude, this is financial freedom right here! How do we do it?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s a meme coin! Do you know what a meme coin is?” They’re like, “It doesn’t matter, Trump’s endorsing it!” I’m like, “Dude, there’s no way this ends up well for anybody.”
I’m sure there’s going to be a few people who cash out and become instant millionaires and stuff, but overall, man, 80% of it’s locked up to the Trump team. There’s nothing good about this. And then last night he launched a Vonka coin, which is wild, and that thing is like skyrocketing and dragging Trump coin down by 50%. I don’t know, the world is a weird place. Boomers don’t really understand what memes mean. Memes is a way of saying joke. They’re saying, “Hey, we just dropped some Monopoly money,” all of a sudden making up $56 billion worth of your net worth. That’s insane!
Like, that’s what they’re talking about when you say meme coins. But there’s actual value that you can… the numbers don’t make sense. Money makes no sense. This world is flipping on its head. And I’m not just on Trump for dropping then swindling his frickin’ base for so much money, man. Nancy Pelosi made what? Millions and millions and millions of dollars trading insider trading type. All these politicians are crooked, man!
At least, I guess, I don’t know, is it something positive that Trump does it in the open? Like, shutti aa, as they say in Punjabi, where it’s just like, “Yeah, I’m gonna do it, screw you!” Whereas Democrats kind of hide it and pretend like they’re doing no evil, meanwhile raking in millions and millions of dollars with inside information. I don’t know. Either way, man, politicians are up to no good, making millions, meanwhile us peasants are just dreaming of days where we can be warm and not get dinged for using more gas, I guess. Sigh.
Anyways, I need a vacation from my vacation so that I can go on more vacations. This is the type of life I’m leading. Anyways, I’m rambling. Y’all have a great ass day! Till the next one, peace!
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