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SCALPERS RESELL $15 Charity World Series Watch Party Tickets for $100! | Blue Jays vs Dodgers Game 6

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Ew, the scalpers are out of control. We’ve got to stop these scalpers, man.

For those who don’t know, Game 6 is happening tonight. The Scotiabank Arena, home to the Leafs and Raptors, decided to do something awesome. With both teams out of town while the Jays play the Dodgers tonight, they organized a watch party. Tickets were just $15 each, with all proceeds going to charity. A dope idea, right?

But what do scalpers do? They pull the slimiest, greediest stunt imaginable. They went and bought up all the tickets! Now, they’re reselling watch party tickets for a hundred damn bucks. One hundred bucks for a charity watch party ticket! You guys have no morals, no ethics. Holy smokes, what is wrong with you people? Why are you so driven by this? Scalping should be shamed, mocked, and ridiculed to the point where if you even suggest doing it, people look at you like, “Yo, fam, you okay? Do you need some money? Here’s a donation, here’s a GoFundMe.” I’m just not down with this. It’s not like I was going to go, but these $15 tickets were for a good cause. And y’all are like, “No, no, no, I can make 75 bucks off it, I’m gonna do it.” You’re freaking freaks, man, that’s what you are!

Anyway, go Jays go, man! Hopefully, we close it out tonight so I can get my nights, my sleep, and my time back. We can all go in and have a fun afternoon. It’s Halloween, trick-or-treat, and it’s raining outside, so I had to change my location a little bit. But hopefully, we get to enjoy this game. Hopefully, Yamamoto isn’t the complete and utter demon he was last game. Hopefully, he’s tired, and hopefully, we get the dub and win the World Series! Go Jays Go! Then I can renew my Jays fandom for another season. Peace.

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updated_at 05-11-2025
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