This LEGEND Stole a Bus, Drove the Route, and Denied Passengers!
Yo, this guy is a freaking legend, man! I’m talking about Oden Hamilton, who apparently took a bus for a joyride. But when I read this story, I just knew this was straight out of an episode of Seinfeld, verbatim! This is like when Kramer went and took the buses… you know, pushing people off with one hand while driving with the other, then kicking them out the door at the next stop.
Could you imagine being the actual driver, coming out of the washroom only to find your bus gone? This guy took the bus, did the entire route, made all the stops, picked up passengers, and dropped off passengers.
But the absolute best part? He denied passengers trying to get on with an expired pass! Like, ‘Nuh-uh, not on my route, not on my time, not on my bus!’ He kept making all the stops when people kept ringing the bell and made the stops.
Yeah, cops caught up to him a little later when the driver reported the bus stolen. I don’t know what he’s being charged with, and I hope it’s nothing too serious. Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘Shina, you’re being soft on crime!’ No, no, no. I don’t like car thefts, especially with everything that’s been going on around us. But at the same time, this guy’s behavior is a little bit epic, and it deserves some leeway.
Honestly, this guy drove the bus better than some city counselors I know! I feel like, at worst, this guy should get a hot meal and maybe a shift or two, then be on his way. Let me know in the comments if you disagree, but you know I’m right on this one, man. When someone does something this epic, this comedic, you just gotta shrug it off, even if it does break the law. What do I know? All I know is this story, this man, this guy made my day. Anyways, till the next one, yo, peace.
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