Getting Better At Trash Talk!? - Wednesday!
Yo, what is good? It’s Wednesday, and we’re expecting another 25 cm of snow today. That should be fun… Oh man, you know what I wish? I wish I was a better trash talker! It seems so easy, like what’s so hard about trash talking? No, like a good trash talker, not just an average one who just, you know, says random stuff that means nothing. Although, even that would probably be okay since the Ultimate Warrior got away with it for so long.
Anyways, I just mean like funny trash talk. I was watching Bill Burr’s Philadelphia takedown, and I’ve been watching like Bernie Mac. But yeah, you’re comparing yourself to goats, like the freaking legends of comedy! And I know I’m not going to get to that level, but there’s something to be said about being able to nicely trash talk. There’s like one person, I think, Punjabi Piccolo is pretty good at trash talk, like in terms of just gamers that I know.
But I don’t know, just being able to be quick-witted and like take people down at random with the most random observation would be nice. I feel like everyone thinks they can trash talk until they say it, but all they’re doing is like swearing or saying some racist or homophobic stuff. None of that! I want to be like quick with it, funny, like… Yo, see, I can’t even think of it! I’m on the spot. I can’t think of something that would be funny right now. It’s just like, someone’s like, ‘Yo, you suck!’ What’s my response? ‘Oh, you suck too! You swallow!’ Like, something… That’s the one thing I wish I could just do!
And everyone’s like, ‘Why would you want to trash talk? Be nice, be humble, be quiet!’ No man! I think that’s cool for certain settings, but I don’t know, there’s… I was watching the Scotty Barnes clip this morning where he’s like clapping in freaking Jayson Tatum’s face, and Tatum breaks his ankles after, but he didn’t get a pick. So does that count?
Anyways, there’s something about quality trash talk. I think the best thing I’ve ever said was when someone’s like, ‘Ha, you’re playing on PC and you still suck!’ and I’m like, ‘Ha, buddy, at least I can afford a PC!’ and then he’s like, ‘Ah, touche!’ That was the best and probably most quick-witted. Otherwise, it’s just like outlandish stuff that ends up… It’s like my ability to trash talk is just like lying here. I am so, you suck at the game, your father has cancer! It’s like, oh yeah, I probably shouldn’t have said that. I don’t know. Anyways, that’s just my thoughts for this morning, man. Y’all have a great ass day till the next one. Peace!
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